I swear, I can’t make things like this up…

I’m over at Dave’s apartment right now. While we were out and about getting lunch at Fuddruckers, we stopped in Spec’s because Dad had requested I get some more Shiner for the house. I picked up a 12 pack of Shiner Bock and Shiner Light… and then Dave showed me a bottle of something that surprised me to no end.

Yes, that does say “Tempered with burning witches” at the bottom.

I ended up picking up three bottles: one for me and two for my parents. I’ll let you guys know how it tastes later on. :-)