As has been said before, I can’t make stories like these up.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/3209721

MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A man who says he was severely burned when a portable toilet exploded after he sat down and lit a cigarette is suing a general contractor and a coal company, accusing them of negligence.

John Jenkins, 53, and his wife, Ramona Jenkins, 35, of Brave, Pa., filed the suit Tuesday in county circuit court seeking $10 million in damages from Chisler Inc. and Eastern Associated Coal Corp.

The lawsuit claims Jenkins’ face, neck, arms, torso and legs were severely burned last July after the cigarette ignited methane gas leaking from a pipe underneath the toilet unit.

“When I struck the lighter, the whole thing just detonated — the whole top blew off,” said Jenkins, a methane power plant operator with North West Fuels Development Inc. “I can’t tell you if it blew me out the door or if I jumped out.”

The Lure of the Rings…

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/page1/3209418

The Houston Museum of Natural Science’s staging of the Lord of the Rings exhibit may stretch the boundaries of its science-education mission, but it fits a growing trend. More museums are booking high-profile pop-culture programs that push ticket sales.

The Lord of the Rings Motion Picture Trilogy: The Exhibition, which opens at 12:01 a.m. Saturday, is expected to pull in record attendance during its two-month stay. Blocks away, Grand Slam Summer, a series of baseball-related exhibits, is drawing crowds at the Museum of Fine Arts, Houston.

Since its opening in New Zealand two years ago, more than 800,000 people have seen The Lord of the Rings exhibit that has toured London, Singapore and Boston. At London’s Science Museum, it broke museum records, attracting 260,000 people in less than four months — more than its James Bond and Titanic exhibits combined, said Paul Brewer of New Zealand’s national museum.

The $1.9 million exhibit is expected to bring in even higher attendance than the touring Star Wars exhibition.

Hmmm… this definitely would be worth going to see…

The Louisiana trip holding pattern, and other things…

*sigh*

Well, it turns out that my trip to Louisiana’s been postponed again. As much as I’m not looking forward to going to Houma and Jennings, I’d just as soon get it over and done with. This time I’m stuck waiting on a new hard drive to install on the Houma server. Once that’s ordered and in, I can go ahead and do the upgrade and be done with it. As it stands I’m stuck waiting for an IDE CD burner to come in so I can replace the CD burner on the server in Cypress. Looks like THAT task will have to be done tomorrow…

Sean surprised me last night at around 8:30 PM by calling me and asking if I wanted to do dinner and coffee with him and his wife. I had no problem with that, so off I went to meet them at Strack’s (a local barbecue restaurant) at 9 PM. He and Ginny got there, we sat down, and caught up over dinner. (I hadn’t planned on eating there, but I was beginning to feel a bit peckish, so I had a barbecue beef sandwich.) After dinner, we went over to Denny’s for coffee. (Yes, yes, we could have eaten at Denny’s. Strack’s has better food.) It was really good catching up with them and getting an idea of where the old crowd has gotten to. Some of the info made me raise an eyebrow (Sean’s ex married his younger brother?! She’s OUR age!), but overall, things are good. :-) Here’s to keeping in contact more after the long disconnect.

I still need to make a couple of changes to the main site… hmm. I might put in a link to my Gallery, plus maybe an About Me page. The site’s still a work in progress, so even though it’s open, there’s always room for improvement. I also kinda wish a small summary of each post posted to the LJ instead of the entire thing, but I can live with that for now.

Anyway, I gotta make a phone call for a support issue. Fun fun…

MS Office 12 to use open standards by default?

http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=163702981

When Office 12 debuts next year, the default “save-to” file format of the applications will be XML. Or at least a version which Microsoft is calling Microsoft Open XML Formats.
A company exec was quick to note, however, that the new applications will also support the traditional binary .doc, .xl, and .ppt formats, but unless users designate otherwise, their work will save to the XML choice. The default format can be changed during or after deployment, Microsoft said. With this version of Office, PowerPoint is brought into the XML fold, along with Word and Excel.

Backward compatibility with current file formats is also important. If a Word 2000 user ships a document to someone on the latest Word, changes made by the recipient will automatically save back to the original application’s native file format. Thus the new Word will open even a Word 97 file and save information back to that format so it can be read by the originator.

He also reiterated Microsoft’s past pledges to publish its XML format specifications and schemas in advance of the product launch and them as royalty-free downloads.

The current Office 2003 allows users to save Word and Excel documents to its own WordML and SpreadsheetML (XML) formats. The new version adds PowerPoint to the mix. Numoto said those formats, as well as the upcoming iterations, are completely compliant with the XML 1.0 standard.

Granted, the cynic in me wonders how much MS will keep in line with what they’re saying. However, if this goes anywhere like I think it would, this could be a very good thing, especially as far as other programs like OpenOffice.org and WordPerfect having full MS Office compatibility. I’ve always believed MS should open the formats and compete on features, just like Adobe does with Acrobat and its PDF format. Like it or not, even though I use OpenOffice.org at home, I would be foolish to say the best office suite right now is anything other than MS Office.

In any event, it should be interesting to see where things go from here.

Thought for food…

Well, today was a good day, lunch-wise. I got a call from my coworkers telling me that we were going to Houston’s for lunch, and that the CFO was picking up the tab. So, we all piled into a vehicle, and made our way to Houston’s (which is located at Kirby and Westpark).

My God, that food was good. It was expensive, but damn good. We started off with smoked salmon and spinach dip as a shared appetizer (yes, they’re separate dishes). Then, for an entree, I got the “Knife and Fork” Barbecue Pork Ribs. They were, to put it bluntly, the most delicious ribs I’ve ever had. Then we all shared a brownie a la mode and key lime pie for dessert. I don’t like key lime pie, but the brownie was wonderful.

My final opinion? It would be a GREAT place to take a date out for dinner. I highly recommend it.

(And yes, I brought a box of rib leftovers back with me. :-) )

As seen on Draugr’s journal…


You Are The Wayfarer Guide
“I’ll show you the way.”

Your deep insight and quick wisdom never ceases to amaze those around you. You are the guiding light for many of those you know and are not afraid to help anyone else who asks. Not very many acknowledge your tremendous help and effort, but you do not mind that so much. You’ve seen what is in store for them, and will be there should they need your help. You enjoy people in general, but are very selective of who you let see the real you. Others see you as an enigma of sorts, a mystery that is seemingly ever changing.

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The 20 questions meme, as seen on Dementia’s LJ…

You can’t look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the twenty names you’re going to use.

1) dementia
2) robio
3) missyanthrope
4) pandorah
5) badm0j0
6) scotters83
7) rivetspoon
8) shinnokxz
9) foxbaby
10) jenndolari
11) draugr
12) jules_
13) shifter_
14) ree779
15) delitescence
16) CCShadow
17) ]{0MBAT
18) Sinc
19) Worff
20) The_Purple_Bunny

(The last five are IRC friends. I only have 15 LJ friends.)

Is #9 a boy or a girl? A girl.
Would #11 and #2 make a cute couple? *snicker* I’m sure Demmie would love that.
How about #18 and #4? Hmmm… possibly.
What grade is #17 in? Saving up for college, I believe.
When was the last time you talked to #12? Outside of LJ? Never. Here? … good question.
What is #6’s favorite band? Not sure, to be honest.
Does #1 have any siblings? Yes.
Would you ever date #3? Been there, done that. Would do it again if given the chance, circumstances permitting.
Would you ever date #7? Maybe.
Is #16 single? Yes.
What’s #15’s last name? Paskus, I think.
What’s #10’s middle name? Er… dunno.
What’s #5’s favorite thing to do? Er… drink? *shrug*
Is #13 hot? Not my type.
Would #14 and #19 make a good couple? *blink* I don’t think so. Totally different and Ree’s not Worff’s type.
What school does #20 go to? The School of Hard Knocks?
Tell me a random fact about #11: He wears a purple jester’s cap.
And #1: She was the webmistress for a popular MTV VJ at one time.
And #3: She once worked as a nanny.
Have you ever had a crush on #15? Yeah.
Where does #9 live? Australia
What’s #4’s favorite color? Black.
Would you make-out with #14? Sure, why not?
Are #5 & #6 best friends? They don’t know each other.
Does #7 like #20? Yeah.
Does #8 like #19? They don’t know each other. They’d probably end up killing each other.
How did you meet #2? I met him when Demmie went to Dallas to meet him et al. It was a dinner thing with us three and Allison.
How did you meet #18? #Vampire on IRC.
Does #10 have any pets? I don’t think so…
Is #12 older than you? No, she’s a year or two younger.
Is # 17 the sexiest person alive or what? Excuse me, but… BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Even reality TV isn’t real, kids.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/bizarre/3201666

WASHINGTON – A Prince George’s County, Md., jury would not convict a man accused of stabbing his girlfriend to death because a half-eaten hamburger, recovered from the crime scene and assumed to have been his, was not tested for DNA.

In Washington, a jury deadlocked recently in the trial of a woman accused of stabbing another woman because fingerprints on the weapon did not belong to the suspect.

Prosecutors say jurors are telling them they expect forensic evidence in criminal cases, just like on their favorite television shows, including CSI: Crime Scene Investigators.

In real life, forensic evidence is not collected at every crime scene, either because criminals clean up after themselves or because of a shortage of resources.

Yet, increasingly, jurors are reluctant to convict someone without it, a phenomenon the criminal justice community is calling the “CSI effect.”

“There is an increased and unrealistic expectation that every crime scene will yield plentiful forensic evidence,” said Alexandria, Va., Commonwealth’s Attorney Randolph Sengel.

*sigh*

You know, I really do hope I’m never called on a jury in a case like this. I’d hate to be the one that has to sit there and agree with the prosecutor that, “I know you watch CSI, and it makes for good drama… but real forensics just isn’t like that!” One of my biggest peeves is how some of the stuff they show is outside the realm of possibility; a good example is taking a blurry or low-resolution photograph and turning it into a crystal-clear image. For that matter, I kinda know how the crime lab people feel; I’d end up watching movies or TV shows that feature such feats as using a laptop to hack into anything without a network connection or the like, and thinking, “It’s NOT LIKE THAT!”

It’s called artistic license, folks. The sooner you realize that, the better off we’ll all be.

*going back to my not-so-glamourous job sitting behind a desk, working with a Mac that can’t hack into an alien computer system and give it a virus no matter how much of a genius I might be…*